Wart was working on his ingenius Diabolicist plot on a couch that smelled like farts—Someone else’s.

Wart: a name so fitting it could only be given to a Diabolicist. Wart grew up in a world where everyone wanted to be the next Big Head. But on Wart’s forehead lived a wart—a big one. And so, the first thing anyone looked at when they saw the kid, never reminding themselves how polite it would be just for once to say the kid had a big head…Nope—He’s got a wart.

And to top it all off, not with a cherry on top (that would have been too good for this Diabolicist kid), what was so embarrassing for Wart was he couldn't even get a wart in a good place. To some, it may be blasphemy—heresy, so to speak. Heresy to speak of a good place to find a wart. But think about it from (a) Wart's perspective.

Got a wart on your ear? Might be an earring.

Got a wart on your chin? Might be your chin.

Got a wart on your nose? Not such a bad place. Could be an earring or something else, but that might mean you're a witch, and Wart's a boy. He's not a witch.

Yeah, maybe he's a Diabolicist. Could be evil to the core, at least secretly, at the end of the day, but he's no witch. And, anyway, that's not where Wart’s wart appeared. Wart never had no say in being a wart or where and whether or not he got ‘em. So, for Wart, the wart came up on the forehead. Not in the middle. No, Wart couldn't even be blessed with symmetry. Maybe you're a fan of warts, but when you see this, kid... Well, it's a little off-kilter at the end of the day—not even in a Big Head kind of way.

The precise geo-location of the wart on Wart’s forehead? Left side.

Young Wart, capable of so much, also had one of the most unique hair colors known to the Geniuses. It was a color so prized, sometimes it felt like only the women had it. Wart’s hair—the longer it grew—the more amber orange it became. He was a Diabolicist. You could tell by looking at him in more than one way.

In the land of Big Head (the world of geniuses) hair meant a lot. Not just your hair color, but your hairline. Whether you were bald or not. Gray hair could mean old and wise, but it's deeper than that. In this world, it wasn't just the head that was important and of such prominence, but its various features: the face, the ears, and nose. For the connoisseurs of the world, they pick up on things like cheekbones, jawline, and jewelry.

In the world of the geniuses, if there's nothing interesting going on in or around the head…well, that may be all you need to know.